me as hell
this labor day, be sure to visit all the soon-to-be mothers at your nearest hospital and wish them some words of encouragement
yes they make tuxedos for giraffes and yes they are ridiculously expensive
karma’s only a bitch if you are
you are a kind and benevolent god radiating beauty and light
My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN
WHAT did they find in that pool
it’s impossible to be fashionable when you’ve hit croc bottom