fagmobs:

me as hell

fagmobs:

me as hell

remoraiding:

this labor day, be sure to visit all the soon-to-be mothers at your nearest hospital and wish them some words of encouragement

officialunitedstates:

yes they make tuxedos for giraffes and yes they are ridiculously expensive

harlequinesque:

karma’s only a bitch if you are

that relatable feeling when

windowedxp:

you are a kind and benevolent god radiating beauty and light

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

chubby-punx:

My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

teamsasskid:

poetry

teamsasskid:

poetry

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

*on first date*
me: you look nothing like your faceq icon

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

kingcheddarxvii:

WHAT did they find in that pool

kingcheddarxvii:

WHAT did they find in that pool

remoraiding:

it’s impossible to be fashionable when you’ve hit croc bottom